Sunday, February 22, 2009

Golf Disaster

Attempted to play golf today - complete disaster.

Played like a monkey. No - played like a right-handed monkey using left-handed golf clubs. Actually - played like a right handed monkey using left-handed golf clubs and suffering from a severe, debilitating twitch during the downswing. And one eye. And a wooden leg.

And monkeys can't even play golf (this is a fact - they are too short to drive the golf carts)

That's how bad I was.

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